narceron wrote:
Dang, Chief, between you and raptor, you bring too much realism to a toy line.
But since we have you on the line, I have a serious military question.
Who the frack decided to eff up the berets? It cracked me up when the army switched to all black berets(well not all black, but most everyone having one), but what genius came up with the girlie "floomp" of the current beret?
Its just hard to take the army seriously with all this weird hats, then again, all the guns and tanks help,

That would be the new head of the Veteran's Administration, GEN Eric Shinseki who came up with the beret idea. He figured that the Army needed a morale boost and the beret would instill a sense of pride in young soldiers. He was incorrect. Which sucks, too - because he was a pretty good Chief of Staff and had some great plans that were blown off by the brass (won't get into the details because it would lead to a political discussion), but he'll always be remembered as the "beret guy" by soldiers

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As for the berets looking all "girlie", that's because nobody knows how to wear them. There's a great deal of prep that goes into making the beret look good - you have to shave it (the wool is really "fuzzy"), shape it, and do other modifications. Most kids just get it off the rack and try to put it on - which ends up looking like a Chef Boy-ar-dee hat. I was down at Ft Bragg wearing an Airborne beret when the policy changed, so I already knew how to prep mine, but most people in the military didn't, and that's why they look like crap.
Oh - and because they're really, really gay.
