I have to disagree with everyone else.
John is a dick who can't be trusted.
There isn't a Joe accessory or figure he's ever sold that hasn't seen a few tours of duty first through his colon. Oh yeah, he's like the Richard Gere of the action figure world.
His prices are so low because he uses child labor. He has 72 adopted special needs children he keeps in a series of chicken coups on his back 40. He's cherry picked the funniest looking kids from Health & Human Services and dresses them in little Keebler Elf costumes. I swear the place looks like Santa's Workshop meets Singapore Sweatshop. The elf-kids sort GI Joe accessories all day and night - they only get two breaks at dusk and dawn to relieve themselves in the gravel pathways of his water gardens - an ingenious way for weed prevention, but personally I have to tell you, the smell of the flowers doesn't do much to overcome the smell of the gravel.
You know why your package hasn't shown up yet? Cause he doesn't use USPS, he ships packages using a dozen of those little elfkins riding catahoula hounds - they just slip the package in your mailbox so it looks like it's been mailed. That price stamp was drawn by elfkins in Kool-Aid. God help them if they ever get caught sipping the Kool-Aid. Kool-Aid is for making postage stamps, the kids drink Koi water and the sweat from each other's brow.
Bout time people spoke thr truth about John!
Especially while he's out of town for a week and can't defend himself.
