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Author:  DarkJedi [ Wed May 27, 2015 12:02 am ]
Post subject:  GIJOE's Serpentor what-if

I have a what-if scenario for the board.

The JOEs capture a Cobra science lab and locate a blank slate body that was to become the next iteration of Serpentor.

After discovering there is no dormant or hidden Cobra stuff in any of the programming, the Jugglers decide to create a JOE version of Serpentor.

They then get access to the DNA of some of America's greatest soldiers and military minds.

What twelve factual and fictional soldiers would make up a JOE version of Serpentor and what would you call it? If fictional, list what they are from...

What qualities would be important?

(If you pick someone like Captain America, the blank slate wouldn't get Cap's Super Soldier abilities, just his leadership and inspirational qualities...)


1) General George S. Patton
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Author:  AdrienVeidt [ Wed May 27, 2015 11:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: GIJOE's Serpentor what-if

Chesty Puller
Smedley Butler
William Tecumsah Sherman
Robert E Lee

Author:  Lev [ Wed May 27, 2015 12:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GIJOE's Serpentor what-if

I'd add George Washington to the list.
Also, Ambrose Burnside but only for the DNA responsible for facial hair.

Author:  LobsterOverlord [ Wed May 27, 2015 12:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GIJOE's Serpentor what-if

Sgt Alvin York for his steadfast determination and keen eye.

Author:  AdrienVeidt [ Wed May 27, 2015 12:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GIJOE's Serpentor what-if

Also, this should really go in the main Joe forum, imho.

Author:  Wowboy [ Wed May 27, 2015 12:35 pm ]
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Audie Murphy
Roy Benavidez
Stand Watie
JEB Stuart
Geronimo

Author:  Wowboy [ Wed May 27, 2015 1:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GIJOE's Serpentor what-if

AdrienVeidt wrote:
William Tecumsah Sherman

How about the original Tecumseh too?

Author:  pluv [ Wed May 27, 2015 2:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GIJOE's Serpentor what-if

In the hopes some of their athleticism would make him a better soldier I'd add these two.

Usain Bolt (world record 100m and 200m runner)
Fedor Emelianenko (legendary Russian MMA heavyweight fighter)

Author:  LobsterOverlord [ Wed May 27, 2015 6:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GIJOE's Serpentor what-if

pluv wrote:
In the hopes some of their athleticism would make him a better soldier I'd add these two.

Usain Bolt (world record 100m and 200m runner)
Fedor Emelianenko (legendary Russian MMA heavyweight fighter)



Since this is probably underwritten by a congressional subcommittee, and the jugglers, they would require there be some USA connection to the people.

Jesse Owens rather than Usain Bolt, and Muhammad Ali as the fighter would fit the bill.

Don't forget exhuming Elvis to give him talent. (ok, so that's pushing it).

Author:  GITrekker [ Wed May 27, 2015 10:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GIJOE's Serpentor what-if

F Lee Ermey -- just for the attitude. :)

Alternatively, Sgt. Slaughter for the same reason.

Author:  2DARK2C [ Wed May 27, 2015 11:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GIJOE's Serpentor what-if

MR. T
micheal jordan
mike tyson
john wayne

Author:  harlie [ Thu May 28, 2015 2:59 pm ]
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1. Pat Tillman - Athleticism/Patriotism
2. George Day - Fortitude
3. Chris Kyle - Sniper skills
4. Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Leadership, Investigative skills, & the Rules
5. John Winger - Charisma and ability to have fun and still be serious
6. Steve McGarrett - No nonsense the job comes first attitude
7. I may get crud for this: John Cena - Athleticism and Never give up attitude
8. Punisher - Tactical skills
9. Classic Nick Fury - Leadership (Infinity formula would be a plus)
10. Hannibal Smith - Leadership/Planning Ability
11. Comic Snake Eyes - Agility/Stoic demeanor
12. Toon Sgt Slaughter - Leadership/Athleticism

Author:  Darth BDR [ Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GIJOE's Serpentor what-if

I would assume that they would want this person to be under control. if they couldn't control him he would be a liability.

1.) George Patton (tactics and Attitude)
2.) Omar Bradley (to balance the above mentioned out)
3.) Cobra Commander (charisma ((very small dose))
4.) General Hawk (Tactics and Leadership ability)
5.) Beach Head (physical attributes)
6.) MacGyver (why? Why not!)
7.) Doctor Henry Jones Jr. (Natural on your feet intellect as well as well polished Smarts)
8.) Chuck Norris (so he could kick Snake Eyes and Storm Shadows Butt lol)
9.) Woodrow F Call (Leadership abilities)
10.) Socrates (Philosophy)
11.) Leonardo Da Vinci (mental abilities)
12.) Tzar Nicholas II (ability to be Controlled)

I am sure I would change this a lot but a quick list that works.

Author:  Tim 121RVC [ Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:31 am ]
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Hmm, what would be the outcome of this list:

1. Major Payne (Damon Wayons in the movie)
2. Private Joker (Full Metal Jacket)
3. Lt. Topper Harley (Hot Shots)
4. Kowalski (Madagascar)
5. Sgt. Tackleberry (Police Academy
6. Sgt. Bilko (Steve Martin in the Movie)
7. Tugg Speedman (Tropic Thunder)
8. Lt. Frank Drebin (The Naked Gun
9. Charlie Baileygates/Hank Evans (Me, Myself and Irene)
10. Axel Foley (Beverly Hills Cop)

Author:  Joebros [ Fri Jun 05, 2015 5:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GIJOE's Serpentor what-if

The question is flawed because it already happened.

Code Name: Chuck Norris.

He then round-house kicked the lab, making sure he was one-of-a-kind.

:-D

Ok, seriously, are we talking a leader or just a team member?
Here are my selections, some already picked in other posts:

Audie Murphy
Roy Benavidez
Dan Daly (winner of TWO Medals of Honor)
Robert L. Howard (One of, if not the, most decorated soldier of Vietnam, real-life Rambo)
Mr. T
Chris Kyle
Gen. George Patton
George Washington
Thomas Jefferson
Teddy Roosevelt
Wyatt Earp
Eliot Ness

As for a code name, following Cobra's Serpentor line of thought, would G.I.Joe's version be called "Eagle"?

Funny side note, the 1964 G.I.Joe head was falsely said to be a composite of the faces of different Medal of Honor winners.

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