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 Post subject: Cobra Commander's name - why CLASSIFIED?
PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:48 pm 
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Something that has bugged me for years is the fact that on all of his filecards, Cobra Commander's real name is listed as CLASSIFIED. This means that someone on the Joe side of things knows his real identity yet it is being kept a secret. Why? Wouldn't you want the name of your greatest adversary known to everyone fighting him? What about the public? Granted keeping his identity a secret keeps the character a mystery but if that's the reason why not list is as UNKNOWN rather than CLASSIFIED? Classifying his name makes me think there is something more to Cobra Commander than we are led to believe. Does he have some secret connection to the U.S. military? Is he a former politician or high ranking soldier gone rogue? What could possibly be the reason for his name to be CLASSIFIED?

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 Post subject: Re: Cobra Commander's name - why CLASSIFIED?
PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:01 pm 
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To answer your question, I need to ask a question.

Who writes the filecards we know and love?

The easy answer is Larry Hama, but I mean who in the GIJOE universe writes them?

My money is on a connection with the Jugglers.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:36 pm 
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He's the brother of a high-ranking politician.

Or he's Snake Eyes' dad.


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 Post subject: Re: Cobra Commander's name - why CLASSIFIED?
PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:50 pm 
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The Baroness infiltrated the Pentagon and modified the information on Cobra Commander to reflect the 'Classified' label.

I always thought that the general population was not aware of Cobra and there was a minor cover up to prevent panic.

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 Post subject: Re: Cobra Commander's name - why CLASSIFIED?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:59 am 
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In real life, because they wanted to keep the mystery and it's easier to feel fear from an unknown masked terrorist than "Larry Burkowitz the Car Salesman" with a blue end table cover over his head.


In the Joe world. I would think one of the following:

(1) The name is connected to a program, team, or VIP that no one wants to expose.

(2) They don't actually know it and instead of putting "unknown" they have it classified

(3) Cobra Commander had his name legally changed from Larry Burkowitz to "Classified" to mind-screw people in the Intelligence organizations...

Next he might just use the Cobra Sigil and become "The Terrorist Formerly Known As Cobra Commander."

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I always just assumed it was classified on the Cobra side. Never even thought of it otherwise.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:16 am 
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Cobra Commander's real name is Rex Lewis. If I had a dumb name like that I'd want it classified too. :-P


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 Post subject: Re: Cobra Commander's name - why CLASSIFIED?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 7:33 am 
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Why do we assume the file cards exist in the Joeverse? Who would use them, and what real use would they be to them?

Also, COBRA Commander is really Prince Charles, which is why it's Classified.

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It was a typo. His real name is Fied Classi.

Or it's just that his actual name is unpronouncable to anyone not from COBRA-LA. ;-)


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:08 am 
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coz he and Snake-Eyes are related


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:31 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Cobra Commander's name - why CLASSIFIED?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:09 am 
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AdrienVeidt wrote:
Why do we assume the file cards exist in the Joeverse? Who would use them, and what real use would they be to them?


I look at it this way, in the military, we have something called a Service Record Book, or SRB. It is a file on each individual in the military. It contains every bit of information about you that pertains to the military. For service members selected for Special Operations units or other potentially secretive positions, it's more extensive and evaluations are entered in the SRB similar to what you might see on a file card. It won't contain some of the information like "Ghostrider was a kid who was never seen in his classes at school..." but entries will contain reports from a service member's different commands.

I look at the file cards as being part of a Joe member's SRB and locked in a file cabinet somewhere in the Joe's secured vault. It's most likely that the Joes would take various bits of intel to make files on their enemies as well.

As far as Cobra Commander's "Classified," I have no idea, I've wondered about that myself. There are other Joe and Cobra members who have similar entries on their File Cards. The one that has always confused me is Specialist Trakker. His file name is "Matt Trakker," but his birthplace is "Classified." Unless Matt Trakker is an alias and they don't want a guy who develops advanced weaponry to be associated with a certain locale so his family could be placed in danger, I can't understand why his birth[lace would be Classified and his name available.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:58 am 
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In the beginning of GI Joe 3 3/4 figures, this was meant to sell the figures, later on with the comics and then the toon movie more info was revealed about CC, so to me and IMHO they just didn't develope the character we all know now as CC. :-/

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:45 pm 
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coz he and Snake-Eyes are related


No its cause CC's drunk brother KILLED SE's family. CC blames SE for his brother dying in that accident.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:29 am 
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Because his real name is Percival Festus Schwartz, and he doesn't want ANYBODY to know.


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