Deep Six V1

The Shadow Ninjas

Golobulus

1992 Eel (it's the yellow)

1993 Eel (they changed the wrong color!)

Battle Corps Leatherneck (waaay inferior headsculpt to v1)

Eco-Warriors Flint (the 2001 recolor was decent though)

Dee-Jay, not just the boots and colors. Those white tabs that plug into his helmet and shoulder...and the helmet antenna....easily lost accessories that make the figure look even worse when missing.

Metal-Head V1....I like the sculpt well enough, but thick or thin...the leg posts still broke off easy. Too fragile, and those launchers were part of his look.

Serpentor V1, gold plastic syndrome...doesn't age well. At least there's two more o-ring versions.

Oh yea. Agreed on Eel v2, and roll that on over to Snow Serpent v2

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The absolute nadir were all those Ninja Force figures with their limited action attacks and the jokes that were Armor-Tech.

Otherwise, I hate the way that looks like he has elephantiasis around his elbows.

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The green Firefly. There is two versions of this one, I hate both. It's not Firefly. It's someone else...or a new Cobra specialty Viper...

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Really? I love both those figures too!

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The Neon colored figures and those who sported action features.
Deejay does deserve some kind of award of being extra lame.

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Are we limited to JUST the Joe line, or to anything that Hasbro made with the bodies? Because Street Fighter Chun Li was garbage. It didn't look anything like the character. I know the SF line was hit or miss on characters looking like the game art(Guile, Dhalsim, Honda, Balrog and Sagat all did it perfectly, Ryu, Ken, Vega and Bison were close enough) but Chun Li was just bad. Same goes for Sonya Blade from MK, didn't look at all like her character, and this was the company that made a perfect Goro and a decent Scorpion and Sub-Zero. I mean, I know Honda and Goro needed new bodies because nothing else would have worked but they really should have made more unique parts.

Now this, this one just looks like a cheap bootleg- http://www.yojoe.com/action/91/roadpig2.shtml

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Oh geez. Forgot about that guy. Now I need a Sonic Fighters Road Pig...

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What's wrong with Repeater's head sculpt? He looks just like Chuck Woolery, the game show host.

I nominate the shadow ninjas. They took the already bad Ninja Force figures, and took them to a whole new level of horrible.

Zandar - If it wasn't for his character I wouldn't ever want this figure. There is nothing redeemable about the sculpt the giant head or the eye blinding colors.

Armadillo has the worst head sculpt though. That thing makes the female heads sculpts look dead sexy.

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I kind of liked that Armadillo looked ugly. I mean, with about 200 Joes, they can't all have Chuck Woolery's good looks, right?

don't forget Effects! i'm really curious how the idea for that head came about...

Some one had to take a vicious poop and that is the face they made.

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Effects is angry with you.


Pluv grew a gotee so when he gets angry people don't confuse Pluv for Effects.

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Ninja Force Scarlett and her wide child-bearing hips. After that pretty much every ninja based character.

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