Being a Joe cartoon\comic fan, I understand your perspective and hope to at least answer some of your points from my POV.
Lance Sputnik wrote:
People have always seemed to have a degree of disdain for Cobra La in general, from what I've observed anyway. The figures were crappy, the characters were "LASER BLAST" and they ruined Cobra Commander AND Serpentor's origins in the movie.
The majority of people that I have found who have a disdain for Cobra-La are usually comic-centric fans. They have a tendency to discount the toon because they see the comic continuity as the one and only.
The ones who "tend to" like the concept were those cartoon-centric fans who weren't too attached to the comic continuity.
I agree that the design of Golobby was horrendous. He was and still is a plant spike. Nemmy was gimped but it was in line (more or less) with the other releases at that time. I personally think that the Royal Guard is a pretty good army builder for what it is. He turns out the best of all 3.
Personally, I really liked the way they beat down on the Joes initially and even how they treated CC. Watching the RG backslap SE and throw Quick Kick into a tree always gets me laughing.
One thing I always kept in mind was that the toon and comic were never in sync. They really are two separate continuities. Because of that, they were able to deal with CC and Serpentor's origins differently.
Just because it isn't written in the comic, doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. There is room for both to co-exist for the wide range of fans.
Lance Sputnik wrote:
Why is that? She wasn't some kind of pivotal character to the mythos, she wasn't some super cool character design that we got short changed out of. She was just some weird looking snake voiced bald chick. The movie and the things that happened therein are pretty much disregarded for most people (again, based on my observations) and her silly body suit with that ugly blotchy uh, pattern wasn't even a cool design.
I'll disagree with what some of the guys said about the intro. Her introduction was nice but its her battlefield commander role for Golobulus which helps to affirm her character. She was a strong female lead villain that offset the female Joes.
Given the usual one-episode style writing in the cartoon mythos, she did turn out to be a pivotal character in the toon mythos. As I said before, those who disregard the movie and things therein are "usually" comic-centric fans. The whole suit color\design thing is a matter of personal preference.
Lance Sputnik wrote:
I mean, this is COBRA-LA here, it's not Boba Fett. What is the big draw? I seriously don't get it. Why all the fanfare for such a small, uninspired part of the mythos?
The big draw is the fantasy aspect which the characters and concept bought to Gi Joe. The GI Joe brand was always flexible enough with including other themes and concepts.
Case in point, I never understood how a failed used car salesman could become the leader of a global terrorist network. I also don't like the overused six-degrees of ninja separation along with use of the battle android troopers (a la Terminator). I hate to say it but the comic was all over the place too.
Keep in mind, I am a strong fan of the comic and re-read the entire series frequently. As an adult trying to compare how realistic it is, several aspects of the comic just doesn't make sense when thinking of it critically. That doesn't mean it's uninspired. It just means that I don't agree with it.
But I do take a step back, realize that it is its own continuity and enjoy it for what it is. Its Joe and how can you go wrong with that? Yo Joe!