: Techno-Viper, come here, pleassse.
: Hail Cobra!
: Hail Cobra, could you help me with sssomething?
: Of course Commander! Hail Cobra!
: Hail Cobra, yesss. Could you text the Baronesssssss for me?
: Of course Commander! My phone is right here. Hail Cobra!
: Don't be sssilly. Ussse mine.
: The phone on your wrist, Commander..?
: That'sss the one, yesss.
: Uh...
: What'sss the matter, Techno-Viper?
: Would you like me to show you how to text, Commander?
: Do I look like a sssimpleton? I know how to text. I jussst need you to do it for me.
: But... why?
: It'sss thisss new battlesssuit I wear when I drive the new HISSSSSSS. I can't bend my kneesss or elbowsss. I can barely move my hipsss and ssshouldersss.
: Then why mount your cell phone on your wrist?
: Why indeed.
: Hail Cobra!
: Hail Cobra.

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That's great.

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Fantastic.

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BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Whew. For a second there I thought CC would need to use the bathroom and things would get... awkward.

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He's saving that for the sequel - 5PeesOA

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great use of an underlutilized medium scramble!

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Which version of Cobra Commander?

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The one that comes with the Retaliation HISS tank.

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