I stopped by Walmart this morning expecting to find empty pegs where the Joes used to be (as usual). I walk by the Star Wars and TFs figs and spot the Joes. Two pegs full! (Excuse my excitement, I live in Canada. Two pegs of Joes is a big deal here

) Unfortunately, there is a mom with a crying baby in a shopping cart in front of them.
So, I pretend to be interested in the TFs until she moves on. She pops out her cell phone and starts talking with, I assume, her husband/boyfriend. She starts describing the Joes on the pegs. She tells him there is a BAT, a Cobra Para-Vampire(!), Mercenary Wraith and before finishes her coversation, her cell phone battery dies. She leaves the Joes and moves on.
I waited until she left the aisle then picked up a Para-Viper, a BAT, a Bazooka Trooper and TF Duke. I left Croc Master and Wraith. Some poor guy lost a chance at some Joes because of a dead battery. His loss is my gain I suppose. Am I a bad person for not feeling guilty over this?

Don't you relize how hard it is to find those? I don't know of anyone that's managed to get that figure so far! What's wrong with you?