Beachhead head
Firefly arms
Btr Torso (i think)
blackout legs

anonymous excerpts from the "morale box" Beachhead had installed outside of the mess hall.


Beach head is a jerk, what moron put him in charge of morale?

Dude, surfing is perfectly viable form of exercise. I figured a guy with beach in his code name would get it.

The guy called me Dialturd in front of everybody! Why just because I can only do 100 push ups? Whoever told him he was fourth in charge of the joe team has a screw loose.

He said my mamas gumbo was bad for morale, and i am pretty sure he took it to bathe in.

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Oh wait I am a mute, I still know how to write. I think Beachhead is doing a fantastic job I have never seen my fellow joes so energized.

The guy could use a breath mint.

I think he might be going too easy on these lazy maggots

BH needs to yell a bit louder. I can barely hear him it is like he's whispering all the time.

He confiscated my cards. I want them back, I am an officer you know.

I don't know how he does it, but he spits on you through his balaclava.

Hey man, I mean, like, I know this is supposed to be tough and all that, but he, like, just needs to chill out man, you know?

I was going to bitch about how big of a jerk he is, but he did bring ponies in for everyone.

Look I know you people don't care what I think but I infiltrated your time disguised as a new recruit and I think he might be going a bit overboard with his PT daily requirements. It is simply just ridiculous. The carnival he put together for the fourth was nice though. -Z ;P